{"product_id":"2026-dumpster-fire-ornament","title":"2026 Dumpster Fire Ornament","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhen life feels like a dumpster fire, sometimes you just have to laugh about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese funny dumpster fire Christmas ornaments feature bright orange flames, a green dumpster, and two different sayings to match your sense of humor. Each handcrafted ornament has layered details and bold colors that make it stand out on the Christmas tree.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose your favorite design:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“Same Shit Different Year” \u003cbr\u003e“Everything’s Fine” \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you’re commemorating 2026 or sharing a laugh with someone who appreciates dark humor, these ornaments are a fun alternative to traditional Christmas decorations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct Details\u003cbr\u003e* Size: Approximately 4.5” x4”\u003cbr\u003e* Materials: Colorful coated MDF\u003cbr\u003e* Includes black hanging cord\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Merriment Creations","offers":[{"title":"Everything’s Fine","offer_id":68151336829082,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Same shit, different year","offer_id":68151336861850,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0651\/7381\/5450\/files\/IMG_8628.jpg?v=1794237549","url":"https:\/\/merrimentcreations.com\/products\/2026-dumpster-fire-ornament","provider":"Merriment Creations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}